Saturday, March 29, 2008

Caucasion Persuasion

Yes, I could have compiled a list of ALL men that I find attractive. But that didn't seem as fun. Plus, I was inspired. I just got back from the movies and I saw stop-loss. I did enjoy the movie but I enjoyed the eye candy it provided even more. (see #1) Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is my caucasion persuasion list. I'm an equal opportunist. Sure, in real life it may not seem that way but I promise you that if any of these gentleman found their way into my life, I would not complain.



10. Matthew Mconaughey: I think it's the smirk of a smile that gets me. And why do people keep complaining that he always has his shirt off? This is a good thing, people! Sure, he can get a little scruffy at times but he cleans up nice and that's what matters.


9. Jude Law: Who doesn't love a man with an accent? I think I was won over after I saw the Holiday. He proved a man could be sensitive without being a sissy.


8. My crush on Andy Roddick began a while ago. He got double points for being a stud athlete and triple points when I read in an article that his celebrity crush was Gabrielle Union. It gave me hope! But then I saw him a few months ago in New York and he was intoxicated and all over the "other" models so his stock dropped just a bit.


7. Adrian Grenier: This past summer I got hooked on Entourage and subsequently hooked on Adrian. He has a coolness about him that just works. And those eyes...


6. Brad Pitt: I almost left Brad off the list because he's gotten so much attention over the years that he's almost a bit played out. But then I thought...what's a sexy white guy list without Brad??? So here he is, and you must admit he does hold his own.


5. Prison Break guy(wenstell or something): I have never watched a single episode of Prison Break which makes it even more significant that this man came to my mind still. He's hot. And covered in tattoos he's even hotter.
EDIT: It turns out mr. prison break is just as much white as I am...and just as much black. However I am leaving him up because he looks white and regardless, he's cute whether he's white or black or whatever. I will however, put up a replacement that is the following...


EDIT...
#5. Jason Lewis: . In light of the startling information that the above yumminess doesn't actually belong on this particular list, I am editing my post to include this new bit of eye candy that previously escaped my memory but who I wholeheartedly agree should be here. Samantha sure hit the jackpot with this one.



4. Justin Timberlake: You might have been a little weary being a J.T. fan back in the days of N'sync, but now it is totally acceptable. What is sexier than a sexy guy that sings? He said it first--I'm bringing sexy back. Yes, Justin. Yes you are.


3. Gabriel Aubrey: Halle new exactly what she was doing. If that kid doesn't surpass all categories of beauty that exist it will shock the world. Many thanks to Halle for putting him on the radar, but I also must say that I believe he's even cuter because she's on his arm. P.S. Doesn't it look like him and Jason Lewis could be brothers?


2. David Beckham: I can still remember the day I was introduced to the Becks. I watched the movie Bend it like Beckham and I was instantly hooked. Not only is he an amazing athlete, he is amazingly good looking and that makes for one AMAZING combination. Once he came to the Galaxy I made sure to attend my first soccer game ever.


1. Channing Tatum a.k.a. my future husband: I am convinced that I will see every sequel there could possibly be to the movie Step Up because of this man. Even if he only has a cameo for 2.5 seconds, it would be worth it. It's not only his good looks, he just seems to have this swagger and I LOVE it. This man could be purple and I'd still go crazy over him. Do you see that body? Do you see those lips? He rocks my world.


So that's my list. I totally just made it up off the top of my head as I was writing this so let me know if you think I missed someone that definitely should have been included or if you absolutely think I've lost my mind for including someone who doesn't even make you look twice.

29 comments:

brit_brat said...

True story, Channing Tatum is my #1 hot white guy crush! Ask my husband! Ever since I saw him in that Mountain Dew commercial like 10 years ago I've been hooked. How funny is it that two sisters would like the same guy and not even know it?!?!?!
I think we just have good taste.
Me personally, I would have added Ryan Phillipe because of how sexy he is in Cruel Intentions, and I like the guy who played Samantha's boyfriend in Sex in the City. You know...the "model" guy?
But besides that I think your list is straight.
Too bad it's a Caucasion list or I would say WHAT ABOUT VIN DIESEL! But he should have his own blog with how fine he is!

Brianna said...

not only is it funny that we have the same crush...but if people only knew how DIFFERENT our tastes are in guys to begin with, then they would really be astounded.

you know, i almost did add ryan phillipe because he was in that movie too, but he doesn't grab me for some reason. but samantha's boyfriend should definitely have been on the list. good one.

Jewells said...

Matthew Mconaughey could definitely get it. I don't know what it is, but he is nice...very nice.

I don't know why to this either, but I have had a crush on Phil Jackson for the longest. I know he's old enough to be my grandfather though.

Anonymous said...

I agree that all of these guys are attractive. BUT one of them isn't of the Caucasian Persuasion. . . .
#5 Wentworth Miller. He is actually bi-racial or multi-racial whatever you want to call it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wentworth_Miller
Guess you have to find another #5 or just title the list part Caucasian Persuasion?!?!

Nikkie T said...

You know we have different taste in men so this comment shouldn't surprise you :).

Matthew Mconaughey- yes
Jude Law- NO!!! There's something about this guy that creeps me out. Maybe he's too pretty maybe it's cause he cheated on his wife, I dunno. What I do know is that if he's in a movie I WILL NOT go see it. I'm certain I'm in the minority here but he just turns me off...
Andy Roddick- NO. I feel like I can find 50 Andy Roddicks in Tucson at Maloneys on a Saturday night.
Adrian Grenier- YES!
Brad Pitt- yes (but w/ lower case letters) :)
Prison Break Guy- DOES ANYONE KNOW HIS NAME?- YES!!!
Justin Timberlake- no, well maybe if he was taller... okay yes
Gabriel Aubrey- yes
David Beckham- YES!!!
Channing Tatum- YES!!!

I am in full agreement with #'s 1 & 2. Like always when someone's THAT fine we can't help but be on the same page.

Brit- I remember that Mountain Dew commercial like I watched it this morning ;).

Mark Brooke Photography said...

interesting post! but i am sure my wife agrees. :)

dejanae said...

woo hoo
man candy
first and last on ur list....
they could get it wit the quickness

Jackie Edwards said...

Yeah Bri, Sorry Wentworth Miller isn't white...one of his parents is black (like regular black, not blackish:) and one is white. So like the other person said, you have to find another person. I agree with you for the most part but that Step It Up movie is SOOOO corny that I can't get past that to appreciate that that guy is good looking!!

Brianna said...

oh man! the prison break guy isn't black! who knew???!! it's so crazy how mixed people can turn out like him AND me. lol

@ nikkie...LOL at finding 50 of him at maloneys. so true. BUT they can't play tennis like him. and you know i have a thing for athletic greatness.

Marcus LANGFORD said...

Though I am a sucker for my sista's, I could compile a list of my top-10 white women that I would leave a sista for...LOL! But I won't be putting up the list anytime soon because I love black women too darn much :-]

This was a pretty cool post though Brianna.

Marcus LANGFORD

anonymousnupe said...

What? Neither of these dudes from Lost made the cut?

Jasmine said...

you forgot the hottest guy ever.....
JD!!!

;)

xoxo...

Brianna said...

i did forget about jack! he's pretty hot too.

jasmine you better be kidding about that one.

Los Angelista said...

Nice list! Thank you for NOT putting Tom Cruise on it. I can't stand him. Love Beckham and Brad, and I've been a fan of Jude Law since The Talented Mr. Ripley.

Of course, I'd have to add Orlando Bloom! ;0

Joice said...
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Joice said...

One more to add

Cristiano Ronaldo - Manchester United Football (Soccer) Player.

Check him out on youtube.

kiemie said...

Bri,

I liked your list but Ryan Phillipe is the ish! I was sad that he wasn't on the list. Oh and Wentworth is umm... Gay. so While he won't be ur future baby-daddy, he'd still make great eyecandy for red carpet events and such and such!

kiemie said...

oh and Briana,

No david Beckham. I think he's had more hairstyles than most women, black or white. he's likean enigma!

melanie said...

next time you decide to mumble the passive aggressive fabrication that i only date white guys, recall this list. and btw, NO i don't! ;o)
lol.
as for the list, i buy it. nice addendum with smith jarrod, too...although he got hotter to me once he shaved his head. also, i wouldn't have thought of him, but i watched i <3 huckabees last night and was reminded that jude law is kinda handsome too...also a beautiful situation in that movie (even tho he plays a kook), mark wahlberg (yes lawd!). & is matt damon's hotness like, out of style or something? how much did we love him in good will hunting? and even though i know he's not real, i would totally marry jason bourne.
as for "step up 17: seniors on the dance floor" i'm there if only for channing tatum. that boy is dumb.ass.sexxy. period. ( and i don't even use words like dumb ass.) but why'd you pick that picture? i mean, nice body and all, but he looks sorta gay. ;o)

melanie said...

oh, and is it weird that i kinda dig pete sampras? ;o)

melanie said...

sorry, sorry...one more thing:
NO DICE on justin timberlake, bri...he useta be KINDA cute, and then he became so stupid cocky, i could go insane. and you know i love me a good musician...even an ugly one...but h-to the m-f no, on timby...he ugly on tha inside.

eclectik said...

Cannot
Win

Ima be sexy when I grow up...you'll see...you'll see

And then you're gonna want me and then you know what????

You know what???

you can have me :)

eclectik

Kiajeen said...

I have one question for you...where is Brody Jenner?!

Brianna said...

OMG...how did i forget my favorite reality crush???? and the Hills are even back on now.

Anonymous said...

WOW Bri no Breaux Greer??? I thought you would have the guy near the top..and you know him to top it off...cant you give the guy some love and help his popularity meter. I am appauled!

Brianna said...

ha! i had breaux on my list actually but i thought if i put someone i knew that would take this in a whole other direction! breaux knows he's my #1 though...

is this you???!!!

NeoLotus said...

Over a year since the last comment. So...for me, Scott Foley from The Unit is my newest drool but it's his role in The Last Templar that put him at the top of my list.

NeoLotus said...

Sorry, me again. This is the other guy at the top of my list: Hugh Jackman.

Carl said...

Need more Latin Guys!