Saturday, December 6, 2008

Spotted!



I've never seen this poster before, nor did I know it existed. But here I am, live and in color, at your local liquor store. Well, maybe not your local liquor store, as this one was found in the hood somewhere in Los Angeles, but perhaps they made it out to the suburbs as well. As you can kind of see, I am riding a motorcycle and looking slightly uncomfortable while doing it, if you ask me. This is because there was no motorcycle, and being that I've never rode on one I guess I wasn't a natural. But on a positive note, I guess my stomach looks pretty good. (I threw that in there in hopes of garnering a few more narcissistic comments about myself.)

Enjoy!

25 comments:

Jasmine said...

Move over, Marlboro Man...Bri's in town! :)

Eb the Celeb said...

Look at you...well go head!

Daniel_ moto-guy said...

Ms. Glenn,
Nice poster! It’s something to find yourself more popular than expected, huh ?

But, you said that is in a Liquor store in the ‘hood’ in LA? Not any one I’ve ever seen! See all that booze just sittin’ out in the open?! No way! Every liquor store I’ve ever been in (and, yes, I’ve been in my share there) from La Cienega to Long Beach Blvd. got all that stuff behind 3” bullet-proof plexiglass! A few gots them “LA special” black, rod-iron bars over everything, not just the doors and windows. So, maybe it’s the ‘semi-hood’ LOL.

PS. NEVER been on a motorcycle?! Damn girl, you ain’t lived yet.

t.v. said...

I have to agree with Daniel on this one. You ain't lived until you've been on a motorcycle.

What a feeling... :)

So maybe you should do the motorcycle thing and blog about it. lol

Marcus said...

Who found that? That's interesting to me that there are posters out there of people that they don't even know exist. I guess it makes sense though. Budweiser pays for a bunch of pictures of you and I guess the can do what they want with them huh?

Lyra said...

Yes, your stomach looks great...but...so does your arm! The way you worked that elbow back would even make Tyra proud. ;)

Roxie said...

First time commenting, long time reader! I have enjoyed your blog since Jasmine Star (your fabulous friend) featured you on her blog and ever since I have been hooked. I love your writing, sense of humor and most importantly.....your abs (not stalker like or anything)lol. Where can I find me some like that! lol You should be proud of what you have - which I'm most certain you busted your ass for. So no narcissistic comment here because well, girl your abs ROCK!

LaLa said...

Not too many people can find a life sized picture of themself!

wilt said...

You need to get your big teeth fixed. You are not as hot as you think you are. I am not at "hater"; I am calling it as I see it

Bianca said...

Just so all you blog readers know, not only did they photoshop the motorcycle in, they also photoshopped Bri's head on my body. So actually, I'm the one with the fabulous body.

Just in case you were wondering...

Daniel said...

Bianca I thought that was Brit_Brat's line!

brit_brat said...

if the only thing you can find wrong with my sister is her teeth, well then I think she's pretty much got it going on!!! they are straight, they are white, they are all accounted for so it's all good!
shooot if drinking beer made you look like that, I'd drink it every day!!
I think this is awesome Bri! it's cool someone took this picture to let you know.

p.s. Daniel that line is most definitely Bianca's. I couldn't try to pass my body off as my sisters even if I tried. Mine has been lived in, twice.

Anonymous said...

B,

How I love to have a six pack of bud light, and a hot honey like You on my motorcycle. It should make for an interesting day.

V/r

Nikkie T said...

I would feel like I was in the Twilight Zone if I walked into a store and saw a gigantic picture of myself hanging there- Hell, it felt like the Twilight Zone that time I was in Dillards and walked smack into a lifesized picture of Felix. Anyway, rock on Bri Bri

Anonymous said...

Big teeth, how rude. What a loser, you look great...you work to look like that and deserve major props....good for you!

Anonymous said...

Brianna,
I love your abs! What’s the secret? Should I start drinking beer? I’m already working on getting a motor cycle license so I have one part covered.
I'm still working on a 1 pack or more like sucking in the gut when needed to make it look like I’m working with something (but I do have to say it's usually flat if I’m not pms-ing).
I can't even come up with a good haterade comment because you worked hard for it and I’m still eating cookies and Twinkies while I think about doing a couple of crunches and sit-ups while watching some form of reality or reading people blogs...

April

the Gamelord said...

As a grown ass man, it never ceases to amaze me how a hater (and yes you know who you are) will go out of there way to say messed up things about someone. Why bother? The teeth comment was obviously a cry for attention. The aforementioned hater must undoubtedly be a millionaire, because when you're on your daily grind you don't have time to waste throwing out whack insults about someone you believe to be flawed. Bruhman could have done something greatly more productive with the minute it took him to post that unnecessary comment. See brush teeth, cut toenails, ANYTHING.

Brianna, you know you look good, I know you look good and 99.9% of the readers of your blog know you look good. However, you must've seriously broken some hearts and it appears some still have yet to heal.

Incidentally, could you find out where I can get a case of those posters? I think I want to wallpaper my living room with them. :-)

Brianna said...

thanks for the love y'all!

i think mr. wilt is just jealous and that's understandable. :)

Oscar said...

@ Bri.

that poster is up in dallas as well. i am trying to get that one add to the olympic one i have. ill take a pic

@gamelord

i can probably hook u up...lol

brit_brat said...

well I guess they could be whiter....

wilt said...

I do not understand why someone has to be a "hater" when they are speaking their own opinion. You guys must be slobs bebause if you work out you too can have abs like these. Mostly all track girls have bodies like this so she is nothing special, trust. Again, she is not as hot as she thinks that she is and as a dude I have seen better. Much better. I ran track and I have seen this chick in person. She is nothing to brag about. Not jealous at all and you guys should take up for your friend. What are friends for. Why does someone have to be horrible because they say that someone is not hot? Obviously the blog is put up for people to see. If she does not want people to comment, then do not have a blog.....

Kia said...

Please erase that "things" unnecessary comments.

Brianna said...

Hi wilt...

once again, thanks for stopping by. i included your comment as i thought it only fair for you to respond since people did directly respond to you...and because you left your name. not sure if it's your real one but it sure beats anonymous! i'd like to thank you for taking time out of what i'm sure is an extremely busy life to comment on my blog --the blog of some not that cute, not that important, not that great of a stomach, gal such as myself. one would think you could find better things to do with your time but i guess not. i feel special.

you are absolutely correct -- many track girls do have bodies like mine, they just don't have posters up. that doesn't make me special...just a little bit unique. you are wrong, however, in saying that people who don't have stomachs like this are slobs. they just aren't track athletes. the two kind of go hand in hand.

have a great day!

Brianna said...

oh yea...i did have braces back in high school so i'm thinking this is the best my teeth are going to get. they are slightly large, i do admit, and i do drink coffee on a daily basis so maybe i should try those crest white strips again. but kinda funny that's what sticks out to you, but hey...to each their own. perhaps you are a dentist??!!

wilt said...

Sorry if I have offended anyone. I was just speaking my mind. I did not call anyone out of their name or anything like that.
Wilt is my real name as I have nothing to hide. You do not have to be a loner or bored to go to a blog; they are here to be read. I guess everyone on here must be bored or whatever because they are responding too.
Also, there are plenty of track girls with posters who do not have to brag that they actually have a poster. There are also PLENTY with olympic medals (who are clean) who do not need a poster to define their accomplishments or looks for that matter. Take care and have a great day.

PS Dont tell me that when you females look at a guy, you do not articulate the unflattering assets that he possesses; it's only human nature. I find large teeth to be unflattering. Sorry and you are correct, they are white...Take care