tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post2963093417846735683..comments2024-02-13T15:58:05.317-08:00Comments on My so-called FABULOUS life: I gave my best...Briannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09930781699703723927noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-27065399156199232712021-09-08T18:03:13.228-07:002021-09-08T18:03:13.228-07:00How are you SandJumper? I found it interesting th...How are you SandJumper? I found it interesting that you married a white guy. Nothing wrong with it. Just was betting because you have daddy issues with him departing your life early, I was betting on a black guy to be your forever after. Good for you! Overcoming challenges has always been your thing. You were a champion and inspirational athlete. Only thing was you had Euro athletes juicing and Britney jumping over 7 consistently. Depending on the year, you are an Olympian. You performed very well and entertained millions of people. Your high socks, your infectious smile, and great attitude. You have affected so many lives in a positive way that you never need to look back and regret one moment of your career. Very proud of you. Even after sports life, you are proving your character as a champion. Well done. Teach those babies well and good luck always.<br /><br />Sincerely<br />Bubba Gump Jumping AcademyBubba Gump Jumping Acedemynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-27879586711351256972019-11-23T17:50:52.418-08:002019-11-23T17:50:52.418-08:00Well, well well. Just drop off the face of anythi...Well, well well. Just drop off the face of anything athletic. No no, I get it. You quit. Married, fat, kids probably, who knows. The cheers are all gone. The sand is all gone. The drive is all gone. The long socks are all gone. Just gone. The way the World works. There are only a few of us with the mental strength to show up every single F*ing day, day in and day out in life. You? Not so much. Me? I'm still here. Calloused hands from the rake that is still in my hands. Be well fatso. Enjoy your retirement. <br /><br />BGJABubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-50651124815625765392017-09-16T19:14:13.326-07:002017-09-16T19:14:13.326-07:00Well well well Sand Jumper!
You made your last fai...Well well well Sand Jumper!<br />You made your last failure in sport your last post on the blog. Well done! <br />How's civilian life working out for ya? <br />I much prefer you leaping off the edge of the cliff across the canyon from one canyon wall to another with only a river far below. You did well. I'm proud of u.<br />Normal life, normal expectations, normal normal normal. Yawn.<br />I hadn't really heard your voice when you were jumping. <br />Envisioned you more ghetto. But you are soooo Orange County. Toughen it up.<br />I bet you miss being on the edge. "The Noise".<br />Such is life. <br />All my best,<br />BGJA<br />Bubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-20723104762117816462016-05-21T18:44:12.335-07:002016-05-21T18:44:12.335-07:00How are you doing Brianna?
How's that fat ass ...How are you doing Brianna?<br />How's that fat ass doing? lol<br /><br />Still searching for your soulmate?<br />Sometimes in life our biggest critics are our biggest fans. <br />It's not easy to find loyalty. <br />Although, I have to say it's been pretty one sided, me being loyal to you and you..well... <br />Uggg.<br /><br />2456Zebra at gmail dot com<br />Up to you.<br /><br />xoxo BGJABubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-64534793667602859092016-01-05T02:02:18.339-08:002016-01-05T02:02:18.339-08:00My neighbor is an unattractive and kind young lad...My neighbor is an unattractive and kind young lady, however her spouse is a rich well off man, she met the man she had always wanted on ===@💋 MEETBILLIONAIRE . c o m💋 @===<br />, She said her spouse is the ideal man for her. I unequivocally suggest those individuals who searching for adoration to attemptMillionairedatingfreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17441512741483241322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-45521869582226557302015-12-21T21:31:02.424-08:002015-12-21T21:31:02.424-08:00I just saw Brianna and she looks fabulous. In fact...I just saw Brianna and she looks fabulous. In fact she still has a 6 pack. She is also doing amazing things in part 2 of her career. She seems to be a good business woman so congrats to her and may she continue to be successful in all areas of her life!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-79128777871973715102015-12-01T19:50:19.265-08:002015-12-01T19:50:19.265-08:00Bubba Gump Jumping Academy was here today to check...Bubba Gump Jumping Academy was here today to check in on our students.<br /><br />Current Status for Brianna Glenn: Fail to Medium Pass - 45% range<br /><br />Reason: Did they Learn<br /><br />Result: After complete looking at blog, twitter, facebook, instagram, friends accounts..<br /><br />Analyst Comments: Brianna is in our Fail to 45% range of athlete success that we have coached. She would have succeeded far more if she'd have listened to us about our training and jumping advice. <br /><br />Conclusion: Live and let live. We tried to install our values, philosophy, life experiences, and truly help her. But she was as stubborn wall of "I know better than you" resistance in every step of her life of sports and personal. <br /><br />Final: Brianna Glenn thinks her shit don't stink on all levels of her life. She is a worthless cause on all levels [sports and personal]. <br /><br />End.Bubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-38856767771808809892015-02-10T20:52:01.555-08:002015-02-10T20:52:01.555-08:00Seriously?!! You are going to end your blog on I ...Seriously?!! You are going to end your blog on I suck? Come on Sand Jumper!<br /><br />So what you are saying is, "I did it for the fame and now that the fame is gone, I quit!" Was the fame gone? Perhaps with your USA friends but you could have jumped for several more years abroad and perhaps found your stride for the USA circuit. <br /><br />But you quit! You threw in the towel! You said to everyone, I have nice abs but I can't jump! <br /><br />Good for you! <br /><br />You can't go back now. You are hamburger. Was it a new boyfriend who made you make the decision to quit when you could have stretched it out?<br /><br />You could have been great!!<br /><br />All my best. Sorry I was so harsh on you. I only was trying to make you great! <br /><br />BGJA (Bubba Gump Jumping Academy)Bubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-14499472366889009422013-10-18T18:03:43.102-07:002013-10-18T18:03:43.102-07:00Hey Thunder Thighs,
How's that body shaping o...Hey Thunder Thighs,<br /><br />How's that body shaping out with all the donuts you are eating, no doubt!<br /><br />The time is now to get back to work! <br /><br />Have you had enough time to dwell in your sorrow for not making the Olympic Team? <br /><br />If you are going to be ready for this years upcoming season you need to get going now! Might I suggest you engage a new agent as your prior one sucks canal water and didn't represent you well at ALL! In fact, he/she was probably counter productive to your mental winningness! Yes, that is a new word!<br /><br />So what do you say? Want to travel the world, and perform in front of thousands of fans who wish they could be you, dream of being you? I bet you will do it completely different this time around after having time to reflect!!! <br /><br />Or do you wish to dream about getting up each morning for whatever crappy job you have now and fake a smile for each day?<br /><br />It's time Sandjumper! Your ankles have had time to heal. Your mind and soul have had time to heal. It's time Sandjumper! It's time to dust off the spikes, and redefine who you are. No more high socks. No more gold shorts. It's time to get your mind right. It's time for Rocky to go to Russia and get his mind right. No Olympic Training center, no faking anymore about your abilities. You are a champion and should never doubt it for one second! It's time Sandjumper to start understanding your body, your sport, the technique and being the grasshopper of the sport. You can win and win and win if you take things back to square one! You need to go within, work out alone, you don't need anyone, commit yourself knowing that you have maybe one season, possibly two in you, and that would be just great and fine with you. You don't have to be the Great Pumpkin, you don't have to be the Whole Shamolie, the Big Cheese, the girl that everyone votes Miss Popular. What you need to do, is be low key, quiet like, stalking wild animal like and jump your ass off and win each event you go to. <br /><br />At this point in your career it isn't about the fame. It isn't about the glory. It isn't about anything other than YOU AND THE SAND! <br /><br />Do you get it! Just you and the sand. F all the people. F all the stuff that clutters up a jumpers mind and body. F everything but you and your training.<br /><br />Meets are won in practice. Not at the meet! I've said it a hundred million times and maybe you will listen to me this time!<br /><br />Knock off the crap you have grown to crave, the latte's, the men, the shoes that are bad for your feet.<br /><br />Are you ready? Are you ready to get back to work? Are you ready to take back what is rightfully yours...Win Win Win Win after WIN!<br /><br />Much love,<br />BGJA<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Bubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-58639228710972602013-08-03T19:43:27.419-07:002013-08-03T19:43:27.419-07:00Hello Fat Ass,
Yes, that is what I'm sure you...Hello Fat Ass,<br /><br />Yes, that is what I'm sure you have become in your year off of feeling sorry for yourself.<br /><br />Are you ready to get back in the pit and travel the world?<br /><br />Have you learned your lesson that what you thought you were tired of, in-fact was the most amazing time of your life and to dismiss it was and is just foolish?<br /><br />You are a competitor, aren't you?<br /><br />You do take pride in being smart don't you?<br /><br />Well Fat Ass, time to make a decision!! It will take you longer this time to get back in shape so you need to start now for next years season.<br /><br />If you decide to stay on the sidelines, no-one will fault you. You accomplished amazing things in your very long career.<br /><br />But I bet you still have that fire in your legs and heart to get the job done on a world stage.<br /><br />I bet you still have the mental toughness to reach 7+.<br /><br />I bet you have had time to heal your tired legs, body, and soul.<br /><br />I bet you are ready to get back to what you were, what you truly are, what you can be.<br /><br />I bet you, Fat Ass, that it's time to get back to work!<br /><br />If you fail, who cares, but you won't.<br /><br />Time to get back to work Champ!<br /><br />BGJABubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-41963713078235842172013-02-04T15:19:34.977-08:002013-02-04T15:19:34.977-08:00Hello Sandjumper!
How are all those Twinkies and ...Hello Sandjumper!<br /><br />How are all those Twinkies and Ding Dongs tasting that you hoarded under your bed the last 7 months?<br /><br />The time has come once again to strap on your jock and get back to being the person you are and what makes you happy.<br /><br />Are you a Quittterrrrr? <br /><br />World Champs is only a few months down the road. So, get off your fat ass, dust off your spikes and start the process. Painful as the process is, it is sure as hell way better than anything else in life. Especially yours! <br /><br />Come on now. Time to smarten up. Time to not let your past define you.<br /><br />See you in the pit.<br /><br />Hugs and Kisses<br />xoxo<br />BGJA<br /><br />Bubba Gump Jumping Acedemynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-89231490892499233362012-07-19T10:15:54.847-07:002012-07-19T10:15:54.847-07:00Brianna -
You may not be an Olympian (yet) but yo...Brianna -<br /><br />You may not be an Olympian (yet) but you are every bit the Champion. Thank you for sharing your story. I am so inspired. <br /><br />Susan SullivanSusan Sullivannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-58645509096788294182012-07-11T08:24:58.904-07:002012-07-11T08:24:58.904-07:00where you JUMPING next Bri??
We looking for your...where you JUMPING next Bri?? <br /><br />We looking for your schedule??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-18351321771912142202012-07-09T15:29:55.296-07:002012-07-09T15:29:55.296-07:00So glad you know that God's purpose and desire...So glad you know that God's purpose and desire for our life is much greater than our very own. He has greater plans for YOU! And He has NO limits. Prepare yourself because He has chosen you to be called His child and His children are not put to shame. Head held High...God will take care of the rest.<br /><br />oxox<br /><br />much love,<br /><br />Mayra FioriMayraFiori.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-48960569318785575982012-07-07T17:00:27.990-07:002012-07-07T17:00:27.990-07:00Bri, never sell yourself short for having worn the...Bri, never sell yourself short for having worn the uniform of your country in the *World* Championships in 2009. In my eyes, that's a bigger deal than the championships of a small village in Greece that almost no one could find on a map.<br />You have done all of us in La Mirada proud!Nicholasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-31237507951893632482012-07-05T15:25:15.022-07:002012-07-05T15:25:15.022-07:00You may or may not see this posting as I have made...You may or may not see this posting as I have made it a point to wait a few days after I saw the results from Sunday. I have to agree with the above postings and we all agree that you have been on an incredible journey. Not the destination that you wanted, however, there are other places to land. I am among a number of people who you have never met that was pulling for you. <br /><br />You jumped your ass off but so did a lot of others. Top class performances at its best. It has been a pleasure to keep up with you and I will continue to do so.<br /><br />You gave it your all and that is all one can ask. Good Luck and Best Wishes with everything else.Allen Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-72934212952537675752012-07-04T22:57:39.700-07:002012-07-04T22:57:39.700-07:00thank you everyone. seriously, from the bottom of...thank you everyone. seriously, from the bottom of my heart thank you for these comments. i have never appreciated comments on a blog more than i have appreciated these. <br /><br />xo- briBriannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09930781699703723927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-50591827142218505492012-07-04T17:55:42.835-07:002012-07-04T17:55:42.835-07:00Well, well, well, Sandjumper! Here we are.....
T...Well, well, well, Sandjumper! Here we are.....<br /><br />The dream, the goal, the end all be all of your entire existence on Earth for the last, 10, 12, 15, most of your lifetime years, just went down the toilet! <br /><br />How do you feel?<br /><br />Well, let me tell you how you should feel! <br /><br />You should be the happiest person on the face of the Earth! <br /><br />You accomplished your goal of pushing your body to "measure up", to "come through and grow some major gonads when needed", to erase the 3 fouls 8 years ago, to erase every negative nay sayer's criticism ever said to you. <br /><br />For whatever reason, God doesn't want you in this Olympics. We have a cruel God, what can I say!<br /><br />At this moment we will never know why God chose 3 other girls to jump further than they ever had in the past. At this time we don't know why this Olympic trials was unlike any other!<br /><br />I looked back at the last 3 Olympic Trials and you would have made each team. EVERY ONE OF THEM!! It makes no sense and there is no reason to beat yourself up over it.<br /><br />My point is, "Sport", isn't always about what we think our personal goal is. <br /><br />You are a professional athlete!<br /><br />You go from city to city around the world and entertain the crowd who comes to see you perform. This is not about you and don't think it ever was or will be. Think about how many little kids you have and will continue to inspire. Think about all the people you have touched through your career and put a smile on their face with your lame ass gold shorts and calf high socks.<br /><br />On one of your friends blogs, they led a reader to believe this is the "end". While I'm sure in your pain this might have come out of your mouth but this is NOT what your purpose chosen by God is to be!<br /><br />You need to get off your ass and get over to Europe and jump the summer out. You need to get off your ass and train hard for next season. You just jumped further than you EVER have in a major competition and if you F'ing quit now, you are a moron! <br /><br />Why quit in your prime? Don't! F the Olympics. You now need to go out and be an amazing Ambassador for the sport. You need to win, and win, with your new found gonads and love every moment of it for as many years to come as you can! <br /><br />Don't lose sight of what God might really want you to do and be which is yet to come!<br /><br />Besides, which would you rather do? Travel the world and jump 6.87 (or whatever it was) winning meets left and right taking victory laps, signing autographs as the meet CHAMPION, or give it all up, when you don't have too and CURRENTLY in your prime!!<br /><br />BGJA xoxo! :)Bubba Gump Jumping Academynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-66406071199131066182012-07-03T18:57:02.406-07:002012-07-03T18:57:02.406-07:00I love this: And that hope fueled a dream, created...I love this: And that hope fueled a dream, created my desire, transformed it into will, and produced a drive in me that made me who I am today.<br /><br />No matter the vocation or calling, this sentence defines the hope we each need to find as we travel our own roads to those destinies God has planned for us.<br /><br />I'm excited to see where He leads you next!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-40249334588816562342012-07-03T18:42:23.165-07:002012-07-03T18:42:23.165-07:00I am so proud of you my friend for your endless de...I am so proud of you my friend for your endless dedication and personal walk with our Lord. You are all I pray my little girls will be. I love you. Stacey RAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-78939615630482511752012-07-03T11:09:35.481-07:002012-07-03T11:09:35.481-07:00Came over from J* and wanted you to know you are s...Came over from J* and wanted you to know you are such an inspiration. Your words are so eloquent in heartache. I love watching sports and the Olympics are my favorite. I cry both tears of joy and sadness when I watch. But I always am inspired by all of the althetes and wish I had some of that drive in me. Thank you for giving it your all and representing the USA. It sucks that inches can make or break a dream but you should be very proud of yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-48014503593693581322012-07-02T23:10:52.743-07:002012-07-02T23:10:52.743-07:00I am very proud to have worked with you, 200 lb. p...I am very proud to have worked with you, 200 lb. power clean weighing 124 lbs. is as good as it gets.You have entertained us with your performances and blogs.Having been part of many Olympic medals I can honestly say they had nothing on you. God bless you and your loved ones Coach ArtAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-4970756682746949302012-07-02T21:57:29.248-07:002012-07-02T21:57:29.248-07:00Bri,
I just want to thank YOU for showing everyon...Bri,<br /><br />I just want to thank YOU for showing everyone the meaning of the true American spirit. You are the epitome of what ALL athletes should aspire to be, with your grace, dignity, and all around sportsmanship. I am still so proud of you, and I know you gave it your all. You always seem to take the high road and you keep it 100% with us, your loyal crew, and we appreciate you for that. If you ever come back to OTC in Chulajuana, lunch is on me!!! :)<br /><br />--JanellJanellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04951079803903657325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-63171036576786278852012-07-02T21:53:51.445-07:002012-07-02T21:53:51.445-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Janellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04951079803903657325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3439380262226647650.post-6691706027167161362012-07-02T21:19:46.950-07:002012-07-02T21:19:46.950-07:00Sometimes makes you wonder how unfair it is not to...Sometimes makes you wonder how unfair it is not to let the best go to the Olympic Games due to the 3 per country per event restrictions. Can't help it but feel sad for Ms Glenn (from UofA). She gave all she had, she is one of the best in the world in her event and yet she was not able to be at the top 3 American spots.Lefteris Papanikolaounoreply@blogger.com